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Although most of us have unwelcome visitors from time-to-time we have enough scruples to not tell them to get lost. We may want to, but our better judgment wins out and we put on a friendly face. It is bad manners to tell someone to go away, but what about having a door mat that does it for you? A go away door mat is not only practical it’s a fun item to have sitting by your door waiting to greet your visitors.

One of the best things about this type of mat is that everyone automatically thinks it’s a gag item. They see it, they laugh and they ring the bell. Naturally they never assume that the go away door mat is actually the way you feel, but that’s something you are best off keeping to yourself anyways. By letting the mat speak for you, you are sharing your innermost wishes with those annoying in-laws or the neighbors who constantly drop by unannounced.

These items are actually great for almost everyone. Most of us are accustomed to seeing a welcome mat at the door. The go away door mat is original and quirky and certainly a conversation piece. Chances are that almost everyone who visits you and spots the mat will ask you where you purchased it because they’ll want one too.

Home improvement stores are one of the greatest resources when it comes to buying items like this. In most cases, the store will stock a fairly good selection of mats, including traditional welcome mats along with go away door mats. If they don’t have the one you had in mind, inquire about whether they make custom door mats. Many people want a mat that has their surname on it, so most home improvement stores work to accommodate those needs. Instead of your name you simply have the phrase you want imprinted on it.

If you come up empty handed after visiting your local store, don’t fret. There are many ways to get a go away door mat for your front step. One is to do a quick online search for a retailer selling them. Many of the online stores that handle the sales of door mats will also have a few joke ones, including a go away door mat. These are typically quite inexpensive and you can order one and usually have it delivered within days.

They also make a really fun and frivolous house warming gift. The person receiving it will surely get a kick out of it and is even likely to use it. It’s such a unique gift that people really want to display it to see other’s reactions.

Sh sh sh, ah ah ah. It’s the sound that strikes fear into the hearts of ever camp counselor that ever lived. You’d just better hope you’re not working the summer job at Camp Crystal Lake. Or should I call it Camp Blood? Yeah, we all know the famous story of Jason Voorhees. He was an odd and possibly slightly disfigured child who couldn’t swim. Regardless of WHY he was doggy paddling furiously in the middle of a lake, the camp counselors failed to rescue him because they were too preoccupied with teen lust. Hmm, this sort of tale never ends well. Anyone who knows the formula of horror flicks can tell you that. Needless to say Jason has become an icon on Halloween night. Random Jason masks can be spotted around every corner. High school boys especially go crazy for these things. Will the madness ever end?

I believe the twisted idea and famous boogey man has resulted in 13 films at this point. If you’ve yet to see them all, then you’d better get busy. No human being can ever get her fill of blood, carnage, suspense and Jason masks. It’s simply an ongoing cycle. My favorite has to be the second one. Now I do realize that most horror flick buffs will frown at this selection, but I prefer Jason to actually be in the film. Mrs. Voorhees didn’t do it for me in the original “Friday the 13th.” However, when Jason appeared in the second one, dressed like a farm hick and sporting a white sack over his head, it ruled. Then with the third installment came the famous Jason mask. If you haven’t already noticed, this guise is merely a hockey mask. Apparently Jason wants everyone to know he’s a big NHL fan. He may not ever speak, but the mask says volumes about his dedication to the sport.

Okay, enough goofy banter about horror flicks and Jason masks. By now you should be ordering yours online. Virtually any Halloween costume store on the planet carries these. Movie horror masks and costumes are often the cream of the crop on October 31st. We all love to dress up as our favorite movie madman or super hero. Get your Jason masks and Halloween costumes ahead of time this year.